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34 Commits (8c2b755b2e357ffb972880d24c0b18e13d97f662)

Author SHA1 Message Date
Sam Linville 812025a39c
words: what?! a llama?! he's supposed to be dead! (#7623)
pull the lever, kronk

Signed-off-by: Sam Linville <samlinville@protonmail.com>
2 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick 49e2d3a7bd words: add word we forgot
I explained this tails/scales list to my 5yo and he looked at me like
it was the most obvious idea ever. Of course we'd make such lists at
work!  What else do grown-ups do all day? And then he wouldn't stop
talking about coelacanths and I had no clue what he was saying or how
to spell it until I asked my phone and the phone apparently understood
me and I realized it was a fish and he was helping me? I think?

Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn e484e1c0fc
words: just words, nothing but words (#7384)
nothing in relation to fish at all.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn e851d134cf
words: grasping at straws... wait, do straws have tails? (#7376)
One might argue they have two, but until that hypothesis can be proven
these tails and scales will have to do!

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Will Norris 71029cea2d all: update copyright and license headers
This updates all source files to use a new standard header for copyright
and license declaration.  Notably, copyright no longer includes a date,
and we now use the standard SPDX-License-Identifier header.

This commit was done almost entirely mechanically with perl, and then
some minimal manual fixes.

Updates #6865

Signed-off-by: Will Norris <will@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn d6021ae71c
words: hybrid theory (#6404)
The animal, not the car kind.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Luke Rewega b190c1667b
words: add some cloven-hoofed ruminants (#6393)
The Bovini tribe is sorely underrepresented.

Signed-off-by: Luke Rewega <lrewega@c32.ca>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 538f431d5d
words: no explanation necessary (#6413)
Scales do not exist without a banana.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn aac3d5bdd1
words: good vibes only (#6412)
After consultation with Tom, it has been agreed that a vibe, or vibes,
can be felt in different quantifiable measures. That makes a vibe, or
vibes, a scale thus it must be immortalized.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 063eeefdca
words: where do penguins go when they lose their tail? (#6403)
To the retail store.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 92fa0313d0
words: this list is really sheeping up to be something (#6399)
Ewe wouldn't have thought it was started as a joke.


Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 2847dd2aef
words: you goatta be kid'in me (#6397)
My puns are so baaaaaaad

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
mel e2f8b84170
words: add "coyote" to the wordlist for tailnet names (#6396)
Signed-off-by: yotes <yotes@fastmail.com>
2 years ago
Will Norris 1b8c13e18a words: help mercat get her sparkle back
Signed-off-by: Will Norris <will@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Pontus Leitzler f36ddd9275
words: even the odds with something that reminds you of vacation (#6025)
The cute little salak belongs there. It also evens the odds if tails
start a mutiny against scales. Even though they outnumber scales, they
should still know their place. Behind.

Signed-off-by: Pontus Leitzler <leitzler@gmail.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn adec726fee
words: for charlotte, by charlotte (#6002)
What's better than getting a community request?

A community request from another Charlotte!

Bun and hops!

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 95f630ced0
words: beaver, the cutest of them all (#6001)
Beavers have scales, on their tails.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn f39847aa52
words: double double tails and trouble, scales aflame and puns abubble (#5992)
Months upon months I ponder about this,
Adding new words onto our little lists.
Given our integrity I should not have missed,
Including the creatures from folklore and myth.
Carefully curated, many of them hiss,
Don't forget about the ones hiding in the abyss.
Now they are added, I cannot resist,
Searching for more words for me to enlist.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 4eed2883db
words: space, the final frontier (#5952)
Captains log. Stardate 100386.37.

Work is proceeding on the Words list as Tailscalars are forced to scavenge for more taily and scaley things.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 185f2e4768
words: this title should have been a pun, but I chickened out (#5506)
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn c980bf01be
words: The lists continue to drag-on. (#4780)
For Zaku and Pretzel.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 7ee3068f9d
words: after a Series of discussions, Bees should be included (#4606)
There has been a lot of talk about Bees at Tailscale recently, and
naturally, with it being Tailscale, we thought to ourselves:

Do Bees have a tail and/or scales?

Tailscale has a long track record of scientific rigor around the
validity of the inclusions on the tails and scales list, and this time
will be no exception.

Our research has found that Bees, in particular the Honey Bee, produces
wax scales on their abdomens and thus should be included. As for tails;

'Stabby-tails' - Tailscale Employee, 2022

No further justification needed, it will be included.

This change includes Bee in both tails.txt and scales.txt.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 2448c000b3
words: more hamsters, less hampsters (#3938)
Spell hamster correctly, and add the name of a teeny tiny type of
hamster, the Roborovski dwarf hamster.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Xe Iaso 62db629227
words: add ferret to tails.txt (#3897)
In honor of this post[1] inspiring me to remember that ferrets exist and
have tails.

[1]: https://tech.davidfield.co.uk/what-is-tailscale/

Signed-off-by: Xe <xe@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
David Anderson c2059d5b8a words: fallout from mudpuppy-gate.
Salamanders also have no scales. I checked the interweb, and there
doesn't seem to be any subspecies that would let us claim that
*some* salamanders are scaley.

But they are tailey, for sure.

Signed-off-by: David Anderson <danderson@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
David Anderson 7ba874d7f1 words: correct inexcusable oversight re: mudpuppies.
Mudpuppies are salamanders, and as such have tails but no scales.
The management apologizes for the error.

Signed-off-by: David Anderson <danderson@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick de63e85810 words: remove two plurals, one with a typo
Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Alessandro Mingione fab296536c words: add more tails and scales
Signed-off-by: Alessandro Mingione <alessandro@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick 954867fef5 words: fix parser to handle missing newline at end
Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick c992504375 words: group some scales, support comments
Not sure how we missed mixolydian.

Updates #1235

Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick 1bca722824 words: add five types of tales, best dog
Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick 00b4c2331b words: add accessors and tests for a few of our favorite words
Updates #1235

Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 9547669787 words: these are a few more of my favorite words
Updates #1235

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@catzkorn.dev>
3 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn b5a41ff381 words: these are a few of my favorite words
Updates #1235

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@catzkorn.dev>
3 years ago