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Brad Fitzpatrick 49e2d3a7bd words: add word we forgot
I explained this tails/scales list to my 5yo and he looked at me like
it was the most obvious idea ever. Of course we'd make such lists at
work!  What else do grown-ups do all day? And then he wouldn't stop
talking about coelacanths and I had no clue what he was saying or how
to spell it until I asked my phone and the phone apparently understood
me and I realized it was a fish and he was helping me? I think?

Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn e484e1c0fc
words: just words, nothing but words (#7384)
nothing in relation to fish at all.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn e851d134cf
words: grasping at straws... wait, do straws have tails? (#7376)
One might argue they have two, but until that hypothesis can be proven
these tails and scales will have to do!

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 538f431d5d
words: no explanation necessary (#6413)
Scales do not exist without a banana.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn aac3d5bdd1
words: good vibes only (#6412)
After consultation with Tom, it has been agreed that a vibe, or vibes,
can be felt in different quantifiable measures. That makes a vibe, or
vibes, a scale thus it must be immortalized.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 063eeefdca
words: where do penguins go when they lose their tail? (#6403)
To the retail store.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Will Norris 1b8c13e18a words: help mercat get her sparkle back
Signed-off-by: Will Norris <will@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Pontus Leitzler f36ddd9275
words: even the odds with something that reminds you of vacation (#6025)
The cute little salak belongs there. It also evens the odds if tails
start a mutiny against scales. Even though they outnumber scales, they
should still know their place. Behind.

Signed-off-by: Pontus Leitzler <leitzler@gmail.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn adec726fee
words: for charlotte, by charlotte (#6002)
What's better than getting a community request?

A community request from another Charlotte!

Bun and hops!

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 95f630ced0
words: beaver, the cutest of them all (#6001)
Beavers have scales, on their tails.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn f39847aa52
words: double double tails and trouble, scales aflame and puns abubble (#5992)
Months upon months I ponder about this,
Adding new words onto our little lists.
Given our integrity I should not have missed,
Including the creatures from folklore and myth.
Carefully curated, many of them hiss,
Don't forget about the ones hiding in the abyss.
Now they are added, I cannot resist,
Searching for more words for me to enlist.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 4eed2883db
words: space, the final frontier (#5952)
Captains log. Stardate 100386.37.

Work is proceeding on the Words list as Tailscalars are forced to scavenge for more taily and scaley things.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 185f2e4768
words: this title should have been a pun, but I chickened out (#5506)
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn c980bf01be
words: The lists continue to drag-on. (#4780)
For Zaku and Pretzel.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
2 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 7ee3068f9d
words: after a Series of discussions, Bees should be included (#4606)
There has been a lot of talk about Bees at Tailscale recently, and
naturally, with it being Tailscale, we thought to ourselves:

Do Bees have a tail and/or scales?

Tailscale has a long track record of scientific rigor around the
validity of the inclusions on the tails and scales list, and this time
will be no exception.

Our research has found that Bees, in particular the Honey Bee, produces
wax scales on their abdomens and thus should be included. As for tails;

'Stabby-tails' - Tailscale Employee, 2022

No further justification needed, it will be included.

This change includes Bee in both tails.txt and scales.txt.

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
David Anderson c2059d5b8a words: fallout from mudpuppy-gate.
Salamanders also have no scales. I checked the interweb, and there
doesn't seem to be any subspecies that would let us claim that
*some* salamanders are scaley.

But they are tailey, for sure.

Signed-off-by: David Anderson <danderson@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
David Anderson 7ba874d7f1 words: correct inexcusable oversight re: mudpuppies.
Mudpuppies are salamanders, and as such have tails but no scales.
The management apologizes for the error.

Signed-off-by: David Anderson <danderson@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick de63e85810 words: remove two plurals, one with a typo
Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Alessandro Mingione fab296536c words: add more tails and scales
Signed-off-by: Alessandro Mingione <alessandro@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Brad Fitzpatrick c992504375 words: group some scales, support comments
Not sure how we missed mixolydian.

Updates #1235

Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
3 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn 9547669787 words: these are a few more of my favorite words
Updates #1235

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@catzkorn.dev>
3 years ago
Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn b5a41ff381 words: these are a few of my favorite words
Updates #1235

Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@catzkorn.dev>
3 years ago