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+// Copyright (c) 2022 Tailscale Inc & AUTHORS All rights reserved.
+// Use of this source code is governed by a BSD-style
+// license that can be found in the LICENSE file.
+
+package main // import "tailscale.com/cmd/tailscaled"
+
+import "testing"
+
+func TestNothing(t *testing.T) {
+	// This test does nothing on purpose, so we can run
+	// GODEBUG=memprofilerate=1 go test -v -run=Nothing -memprofile=prof.mem
+	// without any errors about no matching tests.
+}